Teenage Dream, A Friend Fiction Period Piece: Satirical Erotic Fanfiction Based on Stephen King’s Carrie
From the ShipwreckSF Archives, October 2015
Hi friends! As mentioned in an earlier post, I’m sharing and promoting my ShipwreckSF stories on Substack while I query agents. For those of you unfamiliar with ShipwreckSF, it was a monthly satirical erotic literary fanfiction competition that took place at the Booksmith in San Francisco. I loved writing for the show and miss it very much. Anyway, the following story was written for the October 2015 show (read aloud by Baruch Porras-Hernandez), and went on to be published in the ShipwreckSF anthology Loose Lips (Grand Central Publishing, 2016).
Tommy had been going steady with Sue about half a year. He was into her slammin’ bod and sweet demeanor, and had already asked her to prom. But ever since the newest student transferred to Ewen High’s senior class, Tommy wanted nothing more than to make love to her and moan her name: Tina Belcher. The 18-year-old New Jersey transplant captured Tommy's eye as she slumped and schlepped past his locker every day.
Tina and Tommy only shared one class — health — where the teacher’s monotonous droning had put nearly everyone to sleep. While Tommy’s attraction to Tina was intense, not even the sound of her sexy, uninterested sigh could deter his sleepiness.
“There is more to the female anatomy than the vagina — the vagina is merely part of the vessel of life,” the teacher said, barely eliciting a response from the class. “The uterus, ovaries, fallopian tubes, and cervix all play an integral part of human reproduction.” Tommy’s eyes glazed over as he glanced at the female anatomy poster, aroused only by the thought of Tina’s drooping knee socks. “The menstrual cycle is a result of monthly ovulation—” Tommy tuned out; he was done. He closed his eyes and gave in to sleep, still thinking about Tina.
Suddenly, he could see her clearly. He dreamt of Tina naked in the girls locker room shower. Water dripped from her short black bob down her mosquito-bite-sized breasts; steam filled her thick, square-rimmed glasses.
“Oh, the humidity!” Tina said, smiling over at Tommy. Her feet squished into the mildewed tile floor as she walked over to him. “Isn’t it just too much? You should drop your towel.”
Tommy glanced down; he only had a towel neatly wrapped around his hips. Blood was starting to rush to his groin.
“Uhh… I’m not wearing anything else,” he said, blushing, as he clutched the towel and readjusted.
“It’s okay, that’s just how I want you,” Tina said, pushing him up against the wall. Tommy could feel her majestic bush rubbing against his terry-cloth-cloaked erection as she leaned in for a kiss. Just as Tommy puckered his lips, the bell rang.
“Quick! We have to hurry!” Tina grabbed his hand.
“Where are we going?” Tommy asked.
“I’m taking you to class — to a special class,” Tina said, leading him to the pool. “Don’t worry, it doesn’t require any clothes.”
Tina yanked Tommy’s towel away from him and dove in. Carrie and Sue, also totally naked, were on the other side; Carrie floated around while Sue kneeled at the edge of the pool.
“Today’s lesson is about how to eat pussy,” Sue said. “Tina, get over here, this is really important.”
“Sorry, I was distracted by Tommy’s butt.” Tina’s glasses reflected his tan, perfectly sculpted cheeks as she continued to stare, mouth agape.
“Tina! We don’t have all day!” Sue yelled. Tina made her way over to the girls, where Carrie was absent-mindedly stroking her engorged clit. Tommy leaned against the bleachers, not sure what was happening.
“Okay! So,” Sue cleared her throat as she spread apart her knees. “To review from last week, you can stick your fingers up inside the vagina to find your G-spot. This is what most boys think is what makes us cum, but REALLY what we want is more clit action. By the way, good job with your clit action, Carrie!” Carrie smiled and continued to euphorically flick her bean. Sue glanced over at Tina, who had stuck her fingers into her pussy and let out a llama-esque moan. Tommy had never been so turned on before.
“Excellent work, Tina,” Sue said. “But there’s so much more to female pleasure than penetration! Carrie, are you ready for a demonstration?” Carrie blissfully nodded and stood up in the pool as Sue slid in. She joined her mouth to Carrie’s tight pink cave; the lights flickered as Carrie gasped and sighed. Sue popped back up. “See? You can lick, too. We call it ‘eating out.’ You know, like take-out, but with pussy instead of burgers.”
“That’s incredible,” Tina murmured in amazement as she continued to pleasure herself. “Can I get a piece of that double trouble action?” Sue and Carrie pulled Tina closer, and the three girls started making out as they furiously fingered each other.
Tommy just stared as he watched the girls go at it. They splashed and licked and kissed and moaned. Sue hopped out and knelt at the edge of the pool. “Eat the food, Tina,” Sue groaned. “Eat it.” Tommy let out an audible choke as he watched Tina lick Sue’s pussy from crack to front.
The girls turned around and gave Tommy a come-hither look. “Come on, Tommy, join us,” Tina said, beckoning him into the pool. “Don’t be such a heinous anus.”
Tommy stammered nonsense as he tumbled his way into the pool, paddling toward the girls. Carrie and Sue started nibbling along the sides of his neck as Tina straddled him. Tommy’s member hardened, rubbing ever so slightly against Tina’s clit. He slid into Tina easily while inserting his fingers into Sue and Carrie. All the girls moaned in unison, the water splashing rhythmically against them, and Tommy leaned his head back in ecstasy. He sat up after a minute and opened his eyes to take in everything, only to yelp and jump out of the pool — Sue had started menstruating.
“Gaaahhhhhh! Go clean up,” Tommy said nervously, trying to avert his eyes. He rubbed his fingers hastily and stood with the girls at the edge of the pool. “I’m sorry. That’s just a lot of blood.”
“You think you’ve seen blood? I’ll show you blood,” Carrie barked. She closed her eyes and pressed her hands firmly against her hips, and all three girls started simultaneously menstruating.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Tommy screamed. He tried to back away but slipped and nearly lost his balance at the edge of the pool. “What the hell?!” His body tensed up as the blood started to gather at his feet, slowly dripping down the tile cracks. Carrie smiled, and the chlorinated water turned dark red.
Tina took a step back, glancing briefly at the girls. “THIS… IS… MENSTRUATIONNNNNNN NATIONNNNNNNNNNNNN!” she screamed at the top of her lungs as she kicked Tommy into the pool. As he came up for air, he felt something hitting his head, like cotton-y hail. Carrie stared at the rafters and wiggled her fingers, creating a hailstorm of used tampons. Shrieking, he paddled away from the girls, only to slam his head on the pool ladder and suddenly wake up.
“Tommy, are you alright?” Tina squinted at him. Tommy had fallen out of his desk and hit his head. He pulled himself up, tasting blood; he split his lip in the fall.
“Yeah, I-I-I’m fine,” he stammered, wiping his mouth.
“I hope so,” Tina said, as she walked toward the door. Tommy watched her move, still entranced by her uneven bangs, only to notice a line of blood dripping down her left leg. He shuddered in disgust but felt his member stiffen in delight. Tina stopped briefly to glance back at him. “Class dismissed,” she said with a wink as she walked away.
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